Good morning! Did you have your bacon today? Did you burn it? Well, if you want to know how to cook the perfect strip, CLICK HERE to learn the proper way to make bacon as instructed by some cute li’l bear in the making named Scott Vermeire. It looks helpful, but I didn’t learn a thing – all I heard was “lubrication” and “twenty minutes” before my prostate started twitching and I passed out.