!! OMG, you’ve been left behind !!

Do you lay awake at night worrying that when Jesus returns to Earth and takes only the good Christians back to the Kingdom of Heaven, that some of your favorite people might be left behind?
You’ve Been Left Behind is a new website allows you to send them a self-righteous gloating message after you’re all up in Heaven and they’re still down on sucky Earth. In fact you can send up to 250mb of gloating messages, all for a very low monthly subscription fee!
Here are the deets:

The unsaved will be ‘left behind’ on earth to go through the “tribulation period” after the “Rapture”. Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. Each fulfilled prophecy will cause your letter and plea to be remembered and a decision to be made.

“WHY” is one last chance to bring them to Christ and snatch them from the flames!

(Thanks to Brandon S. for the tip!)

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4 Comments on "OMG, you’ve been left behind"

  1. just one word to the departed holy rollers: buh bye! we’ll do just fine without your ignorant rantings polluting our precious Earth.

  2. OMG…I’m so getting in on this! I wonder what the market is for Post-Rapture Pet Care? (Who else is going to feed your heathen puppies during the tribulation period?)

  3. what a fuqn enterprise lol
    these kind of people prey on those who are “lost” in the head
    let people build their own relationship with god and search for their OWN truth

  4. This is so hilarious and retarded. If all of those who will be “Raptured” into Heaven are the same dickheads that voted for George W. Bush, I say the Earth will be a much more “enlightened” place without them! Rapture-away boys!

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