Guest Survivor Commentary

Tonight on the first Nude Survivor, the fuzzy dots were at an alltime high. Nothing makes me more erect than a man’s blurred out privates…


Shake it, baby

The new Forever Flashlight is the coolest invention ever. Also, Wesley Clark is now running for President, apparently upon urging by his Internet fan club…




Shame on Yale!

Yesterday I was in New Haven with my friend Van to support the Yale workers who are on strike. Wow, it definitely gave us that…



British workers can’t turn on

their computers! It’s a piece of breaking news that should shock the world. Apparently it’s racking up such outrageous technical support costs that Tony Blair…