OMG, John Mayer reveals the secret of life
The quote of the month comes from John Mayer in Rolling Stone: “I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I…
OMG, He’s a Naked Senator: Scott Brown
The new senator from Massachusetts may be a teabagging lunatic, but who cares?! He’s hot and his daughter was on American Idol! I didn’t want…
OMG, How do I know if he’s really gay?
You know how you have those snooty know-it-all friends who live in New York and Los Angeles and they’re always going on and on about…
OMG, She’s turning into a cartoon baby: Britney Spears
It’s obviously nothing new for pop stars to speak with fake-o British accents. Madonna’s been doing it for years, and it’s surely just a matter…
OMG, she’s on the pole: Martha Stewart
If you’re like me and don’t have a real job, I hope you’re as obsessed with the Martha Stewart show as I am. Ever since…
OMG, RIP Kate McGarrigle
Sad news from north of the border: The family of Kate McGarrigle confirmed today that the Canadian folk legend died on Monday after battling a…
OMG, It’s Back: Puppy Cam
Yay, there’s a new litter of Shiba Inu puppies, and their antics will be broadcast live every day, on San Francisco time. Rejoice! [Shiba Inu…