OMG, how frivolous: USB Ass

For about $26 plus shipping you can have your very own USB ass (which either belongs to a masculine woman or a skanky Eurotrash gay)…




OMG, how cute: Stroller Pug

Jenny the Pug is practicing pushing the stroller for when she has puppies of her own. So prim and proper! (via urlesque)



OMG, how shitty: Jack Rebney’s Life

This RV salesman’s blooper reel is maybe the funniest string of obscenities laced with senility I’ve heard since my gran mixed up her talcum powder…