These things are ‘On Notice’
It’s about time I laid down the law Stephen Colbert-style. I thought long and hard about this list, and I think every name on it…
Nelly Furtado: Promiscuous Goods CONTEST!
I used to love Portuguese-Canadian singer Nelly Furtado back when she was a nerdy hippie chick. “Turn Out the Lights” and “I’m Like a Bird”…
For ladies who aspire to mogwai weight
(Image Source) There is a new type of scale that deemphasizes actual weight and focuses instead on unhealthy comparisons. A person’s specific weight in pounds…
OMG, how unfortunate: Valley National Bank
(Image Source) I don’t know why I hold public institutions to a higher standard than I do everyday people. Maybe because they should have at…
OMG, he’s naked: Ne-Yo
Not only is R&B singer Ne-Yo naked, but he is not gay! The NSFW photo after the jump is proof, taken by the man himself…
Proof that Jessica Simpson never looks in the mirror
(Image Source) Jessica Simpson is so sick with laryngitis that she got lipstick all over her teeth. Poor thing!
Proof that Jessica Simpson is dating John Mayer
(Image Source) They both have laryngitis. At least it’s not bird flu. Both Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have had to cancel recent appearances due…