Mischa Barton as Dominatrix
In these new Bebe ads, Mischa Barton looks like she has already been bossing men around for years, so jaded are her eyes about the…
Dolly Parton could come to your BBQ
Buy Dolly’s cookbook before Sept. 1, 2006 and you could win a free 100 person BBQ/concert/jamboree at your house with Dolly herself! She will put…
Kiss: The Fragrance
No, it’s not named after the Prince song, nor the love act, nor the Hershey’s candy, but rather the BAND. This hot new fragrance will…
Figure skating’s butch new face
After leaving U.S. champion Johnny Weir out of their promotional materials for being too gay, the U.S. Figure Skating Assocation is looking to Evan Lysacek,…
Portable radiation detector
Living in a big city, you never know what sort of invisible hazards are lurking about. There could be terrorists, pollution, terrorists, radiation, terrorists, second-hand…
Breyer’s ad for pedophiles
Does this make you want a Creamsicle? Does it remind you of summertime? No, it really doesn’t. Not at all. Ew. (via Lady Bunny)
Tom Cruise will eat human flesh
When his baby his born, Tom Cruise plans to eat it in the name of Xenu, cook up the afterbirth for a delicious dinner that…