‘Color for the hair down there’
Don’t you love the cutesy euphemisms that women use for their private parts? The newest is “betty,” created by the woman behind “Betty Beauty,” a…
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OMG, look who’s hot: Hanson
The first time I saw a Hanson video I was around thirteen years old, and I got in an argument with my cousin over whether…
These ladies put yogis to shame
A 1944 advertisement for “Solid Potato Salad” featuring singing contortionists! These ladies do things I didn’t know were possible, and I think we can all…
OMG, so real: Jessica Simpson
In the video for her new single “I Belong to Me,” which premiered today on MTV, Jessica Simpson shows us “angry.” I imagine we will…
‘We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off’
Even being a child of the 80s, I somehow missed out on this song by beret-wearing Jermaine Stewart that is all about not getting naked…
OMG, who is it? Bald and tan edition
Clue: This over-primped man is a television actor who once tried a music career, and has burned one single word indelibly into the minds of…
FUPA Hunter
Bennett recently sent me a link to a site called the “FUPA Hunter.” I have been well-acquainted with the FUPA since high school, when I…