Yesterday I posted a “caption this” contest for the above photo, and I never dreamed I would get over 300 responses! Ya’ll are crazy for Straightlads.com evidently.
There was one clear winner, and this is his caption:
Paul struggled manfully with the ‘Hot Doggie’ position before realising that Brad still had his shorts on.
Congratulations, Matt UK! You’ve won a one-year subscription to Straightlads.com (link NSFW)! Thanks again to the folks at the Gay Bloggies for making the contest possible.
Just for fun, I’ve included some honorable mention captions after the jump.
My hotdog has a first name. It’s B. O. N. E. R. – Brian
After where I just had my mouth, why do I hesitate with this hot dog? – KT
“It’s a commonly-known fact among straight boys that, if you turn a blind eye to your friend manhandling a sausage, neither of you is gay.” – Ryan
With his brothers foot up his ass and 7 hot dogs in his gut, Adam suddenly realized that the ‘Foot Long Weiner Stunt’ was no longer worth it. – Patrick
Do you think I could break Kobayashi’s world record if I devour weiners from both ends? – Scott K
“O hai! Plz wait, secksy rugby stud wuntz eatz before treatz!” – LOLHumancat