Tom Cruise: Black people love him!
Tom Cruise recently brought out some pretty sick moves in front of a BET audience, presumably to promote his new movie. The host of the…
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Tom Cruise will eat human flesh
When his baby his born, Tom Cruise plans to eat it in the name of Xenu, cook up the afterbirth for a delicious dinner that…
Christina Aguilera never looked so good
Inspired by a photo I saw over at Yeeeah!, I decided to try my hand at creating an original South Park rendering of Christina Aguilera…
‘Chef’ left South Park by proxy
The mystery deepens. Last week Isaac Hayes, Scientologist and voice of longtime character Chef on South Park, issued a harshly worded statement about why he…
Tom Cruise is no longer coherent
Either the aliens have eaten his brain or Tom Cruise is breaking the Scientology “no drugs” rule. Or maybe that rule is only for women…