Tom Cruise is becoming a lesbian
(Image Source) In her former incarnation as a heterosexual talkshow host, Rosie O’Donnell used to rave about how hot she found Tom Cruise. Ever since…
(Image Source) In her former incarnation as a heterosexual talkshow host, Rosie O’Donnell used to rave about how hot she found Tom Cruise. Ever since…
(Image Source) This is the first time in recent memory that I have seen Katie Holmes out walking around without Tom Cruise. Now we have…
A birth certificate has surfaced for the “baby” born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, and there are two questionable signatures. One is by a…
In the most unshocking news to date, Page Six reports that not even close friends of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have seen mysterious Baby…
Just like Mormons have their sacred underwear, Tom Cruise has his tight, white suit that he must wear to appease Xenu lest he rise from…
Tom Cruise recently brought out some pretty sick moves in front of a BET audience, presumably to promote his new movie. The host of the…
When his baby his born, Tom Cruise plans to eat it in the name of Xenu, cook up the afterbirth for a delicious dinner that…