America’s Next Top Alien Drag Queen
I know it’s not really relevant to last night’s episode, but I’ve been meaning to do this forever: What a beautiful “biracial butterfly” Jade is….
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Philips wants to ruin television
I have grown to love DVR technology almost as much as pizza. If it weren’t for the fact that I don’t own a DVR, then…
The only good shows are on cable
The L Word, Project Runway, Weeds, Six Feet Under, Big Love: These shows have two things in common. First they are full of totally f*cked-up…
The Biggest Loser is hot and engaged
Getting thin together is evidently a great way to bond, especially when you’re doing it on television. Matt, the Season 2 winner of NBC’s The…
Paula Abdul is sprouting something
The always upbeat but often weird Paula Abdul has been a fountain of delicious soundbites recently. Between her lazy eye (covered with bangs, see above…
Ashton Kutcher’s package hosts SNL
I am generally frustrated by the pomp and swagger of Ashton Kutcher on his MTV hit show Punk’d. Yes, he is quite good-looking, but he…
‘Chef’ left South Park by proxy
The mystery deepens. Last week Isaac Hayes, Scientologist and voice of longtime character Chef on South Park, issued a harshly worded statement about why he…