!! OMG, tired of old-fashioned car care? Try the CROTCH CANNON !!

If you’re a dad who doesn’t embarrass their kids enough – then here’s the perfect product to make their summer that much more humiliating! The car-washing CROTCH CANNON!

Yes, you can now spurt suds from your nether-regions and down dere parts for all your neighbors to see… well, until they call the cops at least! This product is Australian. Hm. Never would have guessed! Check out more pics of this 2022 invention after the jump and grab yours today for only 150!

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1 Comment on "OMG, tired of old-fashioned car care? Try the CROTCH CANNON"

  1. Now THAT’S a cumshot!!

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