News of the John Edwards sex tape has everyone all hot and bothered about the former presidential candidate’s reportedly impressive schlong. Well, I’m sorry to report that I still haven’t gotten my hands on the tape. Someone?! Anyone?! …
Nope, still don’t have it. Sorry guys!
However, gentle reader Beau Kner was nice enough to send me what is almost totally definitely a fake picture of Sen. Edwards all nude and legs akimbo and everything, and in addition to being somewhat LOL, I think it gives us a good idea of what’s in store. Yes, I can pretty much guarantee that it’s not real. But while we wait for the sex-tape to be revealed, why not amuse ourselves with a little wishful thinking?
Oh, whatever— I know you’re all watching the Apple Tablet launch anyway. (Breaking: I guess it’s going to be called the iPad? Grossout! No, don’t put it there!)
The picture is after the jump. Very very NSFW!