Public Access television is the best forum to talk about penises, vaginas, and “cum freaks,” because there are no rules! And when there are no rules, women like Alexyss Tylor flourish. Alexyss is a woman scorned (repeatedly), so listen to her many gems of wisdom and don’t let it happen to you! (via Feyfriends)
We’re hooked on the Penis Power and this man won’t even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver and that plate’s what, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm. We have to see what our issue is, because a man like that does not respect a woman.