OMG, Stay Away From His Precious: Jay Leno Explained
Judging by the comments in the OMG comment-sack, our gentle readers (always ones to eschew conventional wisdom!) seem torn as to who they should side…
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, Mormon Marriage Madness
F*ck it, it’s Friday afternoon. Luckily I just picked up a case of Tea K. O. at the supermarket. (Via Everything Is Terrible)
OMG, Jimmy Kimmel insults Leno to his face
I can’t say I will ever exactly like Jimmy Kimmel or think he’s funny– I have personal reasons, okay!?– but after seeing him completely slam…
OMG, How Sinister: Hoodies!
Beware the mysterious figure in a hoodie! Yes, it might be your grandma– because she has probably been known to wear a hoodie in more…
OMG, he burned his peen: Channing Tatum
Did you hear that OMG favorite Channing Tatum spilled scalding hot water all over his penis and almost burned the whole thing off!? True! But…
OMG, Pole Dancer Ruins Wedding
Yet another exhibit in the case against heterosexual marriage! (Via Lady Bunny)
OMG, He Douches: Bear Grylls
If there’s one way to prove your manhood, it’s by giving yourself an enema on national television! And no one has ever accused Man Vs….