Well not literally. Universal Music Group, parent company of Lindsay Lohan‘s record label, is getting sued $12 million for bribing radio stations and MTV to play her horrible record that no one wants to buy. And who is behind the lawsuit? My favorite lawyer and candidate for New York Governor: Eliot Spitzer. He is sure to bring UMG to its knees and establish justice once and for all in the music industry. No more free laptops for radio DJs and hopefully no more “music” from Ms. Lohan.