First of all, ANY breadstick is a dildo if you use your imagination enough. No one needs to pay for a silicone, long battery life high end version if they just wanna get creative instead. BUT it’s good to know there are options out there. Can never have too many options…
In a video shared titled simply ‘jk rowling smile’, New York’s Siobahn Walker asks the hard questions while delivering a face even the queen TERF of Earth could not bequeath this well if it came right from the source.
Lara and Carey are back to discuss their respective New Year’s Eves, the ‘Gigolos’ true crime doc, ringing in 2026 with a moment of silence, Millie Bobby Brown’s punk rock iPhone face, and non-symmetrical swollen lips.
The latest Subway Hot Take?: Straight people have terrible taste in gay people!
Do you agree, OMG? Check out what this guy has to say above.
Lushious Massacr is trying to find her gurls rollerblades with period trackers and Best Buy and EXPOSING their lack of sales, ICE fear, meeting bisexuals in Brussel, Texas, all while getting cruising tips about Home Depot and Lowes!
Lushious’ energy is the type of energy we need to be bringing into 2026 FULL STOP! Check her out above!
Cathy and Brenda showcasing their beautiful purses! Let the girls help you on your boxing week shopping. Purse world is NOT a pyramid scheme. Check it out above!
If you’ve ever wondered what a K-hole feels like… this may be the closest thing you’ll see to the true experience. Check out Paula Deen‘s SOS above!