Lindsay Lohan has been skipping work on account of “heat exhaustion,” and the CEO of Morgan Creek, the production company behind Lindsay’s new film Georgia Rule, has had about enough. He wrote her a very stern letter that included reprimands like these:
To date, your actions on Georgia Rule have been discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional. We refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior. You have acted like a spoiled child and in doing so have alienated many of your coworkers and endangered the quality of this picture.
The letter unfortunately treats Lindsay like a “normal person,” which we already know incites utter rage in her spoiled teenaged heart.
So only two questions remain: Will she quit? And was it really heat exhaustion, or just a case of the meat sweats?