OMG, Kat-erwauling: Zebra Katz’ ‘DRKLNG’
I just found out they have wi-fi in purgatory, because I just died [I choked on a stripy Zebra-Kat hair-ball actually] due to the fact…
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OMG, Mama chats to Lama: Erykah Badu interviews Kendrick Lamar
One of hiphop’s best up-and-coming rappers and RnBs head-wrapping mama-who-knows gave each other a ringle dingle for a referential chin-wag when Kendrick missed his flight…
OMG, Kingdom come: Cassie’s ‘All My Love’ as fondled by Kingdom
LA producer Kingdom’s ginger minge is coming up a copper-cropper once again! This time he’s fiddled around with Cassie’s track ‘All My Love’ from her…
OMG, welcome to brown town: VV Brown’s ‘Samson’
The last time VV wrote a record, she ended up ditching the whole thing as she found as a “sonic photograph” it no longer represented…
OMG, it’s Tan Mom….bitch!: Tanning Mom’s ‘It’s Tan Mom!’
Looking like she may have been squirting the SPF60 up her crusty brown nose, Tan Mom forgot to learn the words but shut up whatever,…
OMG, what a pleasant “gift from G.O.D.”: Rome Fortune’s ‘Get the Guap’
When I was 11 I was obsessed with DMX, but really I think I fancied him; I said I fancied Mariah, but let’s be honest…
OMG, Head & ShouldArs above the rest: Shanzhai Biennial’s Dark Optimism
Featuring Chinese model Wu Ting lip synching to a stolen Mandarin counterfeit of Sinead O’Connor’s original, wearing an imitation Head&ShouldArs shampoo sequined gown, New York-based…