!! OMG, Jersey She Wrote: Snooki to become a novelist !!

America’s pint-sized orange sweetheart is writing a book! That’s right: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi– who revealed in a New York Times profile earlier this summer that she’s only read two books in her life– has just done a deal with Simon and Schuster to write a novel. While she claims she’s been working on it for “some time,” my guess is that “some time” means the two seconds it took her to sign the contract. My guess is that not only will Snooki not write this book, she won’t even ever have to read it. That’s what ghostwriters are for, obvs. The book is being titled Shore Thing (haha, get it?!) and it’s scheduled to hit the shelves at your local desktop calendar/greeting card store in January.
[TV Guide]

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3 Comments on "OMG, Jersey She Wrote: Snooki to become a novelist"

  1. Can she even spell the word novel? As was stated, you know this is going to be written by a ghostwriter.

  2. is snooki asian now? she sure looks like it in this pic.

  3. I don’t know if you posted this or have seen it but it’s pretty funny if a spoof of Sesame Street called Sesame Shore, the name comes from the TV series Jersey Shore.

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