!! OMG, Oopsy! Texas Accidentally Bans All Marriage! !!

Ooops! Sometimes you have to break some Traditional-marriage eggs to make a homophobia omelette! Barbara Ann Radnofsky, a lawyer and candidate for Texas attorney general, claims that the legislators of the Lone Star State, in their zeal to eliminate Opposite Marriage, have accidentally banned un-opposite marriage as well. This means everyone in Texas is divorced now.

The amendment, approved by the Legislature and overwhelmingly ratified by voters, declares that “marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman.” But the troublemaking phrase, as Radnofsky sees it, is Subsection B, which declares:

“This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.”

Oh no! Is this what they’re always talking with that whole undermining the institution of marriage stuff? I guess that’s what happens when you start f*cking around with people’s basic rights!
(McClatchy via Gawker)

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3 Comments on "OMG, Oopsy! Texas Accidentally Bans All Marriage!"

  1. being a texan this is hilarious. cant wait for everyone here to find out they have the same lack of rights as other gays here. MAHAHAHAHAHA.

  2. what dumbasses. what one year law school drop-out drafted this dud!
    so they first define what they consider marriage, and then they turn around and state that anything that equals or is close to the definition wont be recognized by the state, HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny Shit, LMAO

  3. just wait until all the rednecks realize what happened. they’ll quickly say that “that’s not what we meant and you queers know it”. Watch quick as a flash they’ll change the wording and make it better so the big bag gays don’t get equal rights.
    Look under your marriage beds Texas…the Boogie Gays are coming!

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