Victoria “Posh” Beckham has been hand-picked by Tom Cruise to star in his upcoming vanity project The Thetans, a movie about Scientology wherein Mrs. Beckham will play an alien bride. (via The Fix)
Wow, that’s a mouthful. Tom Cruise is making a movie about Scientology, paying for it himself because no studio wanted to put it out, and he says he chose Posh for the role of “alien bride” because of her “comedic genius.”
This has to be nothing but lies. But what if… just what if… IT’S ALL TRUE?