!! OMG, she’s an alien: Victoria Beckham !!

Victoria “Posh” Beckham has been hand-picked by Tom Cruise to star in his upcoming vanity project The Thetans, a movie about Scientology wherein Mrs. Beckham will play an alien bride. (via The Fix)
Wow, that’s a mouthful. Tom Cruise is making a movie about Scientology, paying for it himself because no studio wanted to put it out, and he says he chose Posh for the role of “alien bride” because of her “comedic genius.”
This has to be nothing but lies. But what if… just what if… IT’S ALL TRUE?

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3 Comments on "OMG, she’s an alien: Victoria Beckham"

  1. She does like to talk a lot and she does seem to have the capacity to be funny and plesant. However, it doesn’t take much to trigger her nasty side. Apparently, she sat for an interview in America (2000) and it didn’t go very well because sarcasm in the host’s questioning style just flew over her head. She interpreted it all as insults, stiffened up and fired back. It was a comedy show, but once she got offended she didn’t want it to be funny anymore. She particularly reacted badly to a sarcastic comment made by the interviewer which was really meant to be a compliment. She didn’t get it. She gave him the death stare. Unfortunate.

  2. oh god. oh god.
    did Battlefield Earth not teach people ANYTHING?

  3. While the idea of a Tom Cruise vanity project is almost as creepy as the idea of Tom Cruise himself, Posh Beckham is actually hilarious. Watch her in any interview the girl, although not that pretty, has great timing and is super witty.

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