Here in New York, we’re on high cobra alert because, oh no big deal, a two-foot-long cobra escaped from the Bronx Zoo and no one can find it. Zoo officials say they’re confident the snake hasn’t left the Reptile House, but according to a certain Twitter handle that’s not entirely true. Someone (or something) going by BronxZoosCobra has been Tweeting all week from around the city. And it’s hilariousssssss:
Thinking about seeing “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.” That Daniel Radcliffe really speaks to me. #snakeonthetown
Taking the Sex and the City Tour!!! I’m totally a SSSamantha. #snakeonthetown
At the Metropolitan Museum of Art. The Temple of Dendur really kicks some asp. #snakeonthetown
If I recognize a single belt… RT @Bergdorfs @dkny @BronxZoosCobra it’s a good time to visit you know. Our resident mongoose is on holiday
Dear @CharlieSheen, know what’s better than tiger’s blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I’m 20 inches long. Just sayin’.
Holding very still in the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. This is gonna be hilarious!