!! OMG, tasty: Jizzipies !!

Natural Harvest is a cookbook using one of my favourite and most-consumed ingredients: Semen.

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

Who doesn’t like a spoonful of the good stuff every once in a while? They even have a recipe for a Strawberry Splasharita – a blended Margarita drink with a topping of baby-batter. Tequila, sugar, and semen…sounds like any old Tuesday to me.
Check out and buy the book HERE.

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11 Comments on "OMG, tasty: Jizzipies"

  1. DING!!! New coffee table book.

  2. I’d only be into it if I could pick the guy(s), and even then ingredients tend to be better when extracted by hand with tender loving care.
    Considering the difficulty of getting it in large quantity, STDs, and other issues, its probably one of those things that’s better as a weird fantasy than in fact. Its one thing to hear that the disgruntled teen at the donut shop is adding a little extra glazing, but it would be quite another to actually eat the donuts. I really like it right from the tap anyway.

  3. Not sure about having someone’s cum in a food.

  4. i like it freshly jerked if not i dont want it

  5. Sperm flavored-flan! Yummy!

  6. gross.
    if someone made me something outta semen, i’d wanna know whos cum it was first!
    shit, it could be some ol’ rotten dude on a street corner!

  7. I can hardly hold back the vomit long enough to write a comment…. bleh!

  8. Momo Mastermind | November 24, 2008 at 1:58 pm | Reply

    Wow. Is this a joke? I REALLY can’t tell. There are a LOT of testimonials on that website and it’s scary…

  9. Okay, this is just gross. Talk about taking something sacred and exploiting it.

  10. Cum and get it!

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