!! OMG, they made you gay: Toys !!

These toys probably made you like wieners. From Michael Jackson dolls to the ever-controversial OOZINATOR, you were basically helpless to the gayness of these playthings. I still kind of want a Petster.
Thanks to David for the inadvertent tip.

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7 Comments on "OMG, they made you gay: Toys"

  1. I tend to agree that me playing with dolls made me to camp lol but i dont think it made me gay…i was born like this 🙂

  2. I love you Michael Jackson. haha. That little boy on the right with his sweater vest and tie, I bet he loves Michael.
    I had Leon Neon. It was basically just glow in the dark plastic string.

  3. My GloWorm made me gay.

  4. I don’t know about the rest of those toys, but I’m pretty sure that playing with those ribbon dancer things made me gay. Man, those were awesome.
    Also, those crying teddy bears probably gave those kids some major attachment issues in the future. I find something disturbing about crying animals as a “toy.”
    In regards to the Oozinator, all I can say is pumping required indeed. (That joke isn’t the most creative, but I felt it must be said.)

  5. Hahahahaha… that’s the first I’ve ever seen of the oozinator. That one really is funny.

  6. yup, the oozinator did it for me…

  7. sphincter says... | December 12, 2008 at 5:35 pm | Reply

    please tell me that someone else caught the pre-Paris Hilton “That’s Hot” in there.

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