Jetsetting

suits me just fine, except I don’t have time to do my laundry, and then when I do, I have to leave certain damp items…


It’s official

Howard Dean has left the Presidential race after taking a distant third in Wisconsin. While phonebanking last night, it felt kind of futile since most…


The most romantic valentine

a person can give is a fuzzy bear made out of sheepskin. It’s two animals for the price of one and my grandma couldn’t be…


There is hope for me yet!

As soon as I save up the full $1395, I will immerse myself for four days in a healing, god-filled, non-pornographic environment and come out…


This morning

the first gay marriage in the history of the US happened in San Francisco. These two very old lesbians were the brides. They had been…


I would be outraged

that Seth retained his virginity through tonight’s episode of The OC despite promises of the contrary in the pre-hiatus “next episode preview,” but in fact…