OMG, Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile
I am starting to feel like I should change my name to GRANDMA BMAD. Sometimes I turn on the TV and it’s like staring through…
OMG, It’s Spider-Lizard
A lizard that looks like it’s wearing a Spider-Man costume: the perfect gift for the total freak in your life. (Telegraph)
OMG, how refreshing: Get Sum energy drink
Keep the party going with the refreshing taste of Get Sum, the only energy drink that comes with a free STI and fake tan. (via…
OMG, Frickin F**k!
SNL newcomer Jenny Slate’s skit about a biker chick talk show may not have been very funny, but she accidentally said FUCK and now she’s…
OMG, He’s Naked: British Gym Teacher!
Why wasn’t Sam Handley, 25, of Kent (that’s in England!!!) my high school gym teacher?! I mean, my own Ms. Wolf was pretty great because…
OMG, Let’s Not Think About It!: The Week In Review
We all know that absolutely nothing happened this week other than Mackenzie Phillips incesty confession to Her Royal O-Ness. But that grosses me out and…
OMG, Do You Take VAGINA With Your Coffee?
Who would have possibly guessed that something UNUSUAL was going on at the bikini coffee stand? Wait, bikini coffee stand? These exist! No, of course…