The Best Costume For the Day

is purple sweatpants, a gold Playboy(TM) vest, a pink leather fannypack, and black eurotrash boots. Don’t argue because Little Edie would undoubtedly approve. As usual,…


Family is a wonderful thing

Let’s make it legal for every American to have one. The anti-gay marriage constitutional amendment is on the horizon, and the assholes who are sponsoring…



Seth Cohen’s virginity

will be GONE next week on The OC! And he loses it to SUMMER! There was actually a really nice setup this week, where Seth…



The bright side is

that Dick Gephardt, the most despicable of the Democratic candidates, will be dropping out of the race tomorrow following the surprise results of tonight’s caucuses…


A girl’s first colonic

can be a milestone in her life. My friend Missy has the following tale to tell (reprinted without permission): First of all, despite what Margaret…