The Best Costume For the Day
is purple sweatpants, a gold Playboy(TM) vest, a pink leather fannypack, and black eurotrash boots. Don’t argue because Little Edie would undoubtedly approve. As usual,…
Family is a wonderful thing
Let’s make it legal for every American to have one. The anti-gay marriage constitutional amendment is on the horizon, and the assholes who are sponsoring…
Video games are a means
to cross cultural boundaries and resolve difference. This recent article in Salon says so, and I know that it’s a little annoying when I make…
Seth Cohen’s virginity
will be GONE next week on The OC! And he loses it to SUMMER! There was actually a really nice setup this week, where Seth…
May God continue to bless
America, excluding the executives at UPN who decided to preempt America’s Next Top Model with the State of the Union Address. Didn’t I see it…
The bright side is
that Dick Gephardt, the most despicable of the Democratic candidates, will be dropping out of the race tomorrow following the surprise results of tonight’s caucuses…
A girl’s first colonic
can be a milestone in her life. My friend Missy has the following tale to tell (reprinted without permission): First of all, despite what Margaret…