The AFA is so gay

According to this poll, the majority of members of the American Family Association think that gay marriage should be legalized. You can vote in it…


America knows what is

really important, or at least what is not depressing. Paris and Nicole are officially more entertaining than our President. Let’s celebrate by making out with…


Red alert!

Everyone knows that teens who kiss in the reclining position are more likely to have sex than those who don’t, and despite their nerdiness, Seth…




The subway is dirty

already, so why is the MTA cutting lots of maintenance services next year? What have we been paying for since the illegal fare increase? Why…


Award shows are the dumbest

thing, but the Billboard Music Awards are by far the worst because they are preempting The OC tomorrow! I had even made plans with my…