OMG, Valentine’s Jamz for ’09!
Feeling a little vanilla this Valentine’s? Searching for that sexy slow jam to get down to? Think ‘Babyface‘ is a Craigslist MSM search term? Well…
OMG, stuck for a V-Day gift?: Look to R. Kelly
If you end up without a package for your sweetie, just pull a sweetie from your package. That’s exactly what R. Kelly did when, with…
OMG, he’s a dad: 13-Year-Old
4-foot-tall 13-year-old father Alfie Patten doesn’t know how much diapers cost for his newborn baby. He did, however, know how to put his penis into…
OMG, a new piece of shit: Sony
I still have my old tube TV with ON OFF CHANNEL UP CHANNEL DOWN VOLUME UP VOLUME DOWN on it and it works just fine….
OMG, win tickets: Santa Cruz this Friday in Toronto!
Santa Cruz is a long-running Toronto party that attracts singles of all persuasions from across the city to the unlikely venue of Captain John’s Seafood…
OMG, kittens: Inspired by Kittens
This little princess sounds like she had six Caramilk bars dipped in Nutella before commenting on the kitty book. The dawning of the age of…
OMG, he’s naked: YOU!
East Village Boys is casting for their BOY OF THE WEEK (link NSFW) series, and they want you to sit on the casting couch that…