They’ll never getcha good if…
You use the SHANIA DEFENSE. Recently a woman who shot her husband with a shotgun said it happened accidentally while she was doing a sexy…
Do-it-yourself Lasik eye surgery
$1000 per eye seems pretty expensive for a crucially important surgical procedure that could perhaps leave you blind if handled badly. Thank goodness for the…
CNN gets naughty
The excitement of the “Situation Room” and the astute commentary of firecracker Nancy Grace apparently aren’t enough to save CNN in the ratings battle. They…
Make your own Peeps!
It’s almost that time of year when everybody buys those delightfully spongy little food products called Peeps. Whether anyone actually eats them is a mystery,…
Katherine Harris is unforgettable
As her U.S. Senate campaign is going down the toilet, we have to admire the campaign strategy of U.S. Congresswoman Katherine Harris, which is to…
Her book is boring trash
It’s not my habit to post huge chunks of text from other blogs, but Gabriel from ModFab so succintly covered everything I hate about British…
Michael Douglas hates sissy boys
The dessicating corpse of Michael Douglas has spoken out again on an important issue of the day: men and makeup: “Young guys are somewhat androgynous…