OMG, how spooky: Lindsay Newton-Lohan
BOO! Scary, isn’t it? Lindsay Lohan is dressed up as a sexy aerobics teacher for Halloween, except she is also wearing heels and fingerless gloves…
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Wentworth Miller was a sexy teenager
These high school yearbook photos of ambiguously straight Prison Break actor Wentworth Miller reveal that his skin has always been perfect and he never went…
Tom Cruise is becoming a lesbian
(Image Source) In her former incarnation as a heterosexual talkshow host, Rosie O’Donnell used to rave about how hot she found Tom Cruise. Ever since…
Elijah Wood and Jack Osbourne get wild
(Image Source) No, they didn’t have sex. Formerly cute Elijah Wood and recently almost-cute Jack Osbourne paired up recently to try on silly hats, because…
Ashlee Simpson is wearing a mask
(Image Source) And that mask is her new face. Poor Ashlee Simpson, it’s a shame that a new, perfect nose had to come at such…
Kimora Lee Simmons loves her dairy
(Image Source) Kimora Lee Simmons has a talent for making anything vulgar, even something so innocent as a frothy white milk moustache. Oh, did I…
OMG, how scary: Suzanne Somers
(Image Source) Oh Suzanne, I thought you were so put together the other day. I was so impressed… Now I see the truth (and the…