Tom Cruise will eat human flesh
When his baby his born, Tom Cruise plans to eat it in the name of Xenu, cook up the afterbirth for a delicious dinner that…
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Angelina cuts Brad’s hair
Subservient pull-toy Brad Pitt has been accused of changing his looks according to the whims of his lovers, even looking eerily similar to them at…
Ashley Simpson can’t dye away her Russian roots
With that new blonde hair, I barely recognize Ashley Simpson anymore, but I think her new self is much more fun than her old, faux-punk…
Michael Douglas hates sissy boys
The dessicating corpse of Michael Douglas has spoken out again on an important issue of the day: men and makeup: “Young guys are somewhat androgynous…
George Clooney was a sexy teenager
Is it wrong that I was so excited to find these high school photos of George Clooney? Should I regret wishing that he could have…
OMG, let someone else say it for you, hon: Wilmer Valderrama brags about his own peen
During his appearance on the Howard Stern show recently, Wilmer Valderrama, ex-boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan and star of That Seventies Show, got a bit juicy….
Tom Cruise is no longer coherent
Either the aliens have eaten his brain or Tom Cruise is breaking the Scientology “no drugs” rule. Or maybe that rule is only for women…