OMG, It’s scary because it’s religious: Lil Marcy the Singing Puppet
L’il Marcy is a puppet who teaches us about Jesus. Ironically, even the stupidest idiot can see that she is also SATAN’S LIVING TOY! Run…
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, how dangerous: Pam Grier’s Terrifying Tale of Coke-cooch
I’m sure you’ve heard the famous story about how Stevie Nicks made her assistant blow coke up her butt because her nose was too f*cked…
OMG, How sneaky: Flash drive vagina thief
DUDE HELLO! You went home with a spy! Jeez, do people not know international espionage when they see it anymore?
OMG, How Terrifying: Talking robot mouth
Run for your lives! David Cronenberg’s Fleshlight is on the loose! (Thanks to Joseph H. for the tip!)
OMG, They’re On Fire: The youth of today
I spent a good part of this morning watching 16 and Pregnant and I couldn’t be more depressed! If today’s teens spent less time getting…
OMG, How : Michael Jackson impersonator charged with being a molester
Reports CBS News: A Michael Jackson impersonator has gone “Off the Wall,” say Michigan police who have charged the 22-year-old with molesting an 11-year-old boy….
OMG, What a pervert: 80’s Canadian game show host
The whole point of being a game show host is so you can mouth-kiss young girls, right? Right? Fergie Olver, host of the Canadian game…