OMG, winning, duh: Bad Date Bingo
What’s depressing is that I’ve been on all of these dates (except for maybe the “checked other girls out” category — that, at least, hasn’t…
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OMG, dude is pissed: James Franco
James Franco is piiiiiiiiiiissed. After Gawker’s readers named the actor as the person most likely behind a 2008 blind item in the New York Post…
OMG, celebrate: Cocksox Day
Oh, hey, guess what? It’s Cocksox Day. Mmhmm. That means that everything on the site (thongs, swimwear, other scandalous coverings) are 10%-40% off! So, basically,…
OMG, your eyes are lying to you: 50-year-old Princess Di on Newsweek
Princess Diana graces the newest cover of Newsweek alongside Ka…wait, as in no-longer-living, up-in-heaven Princess Diana? Yup. The geniuses at Newsweek (and maybe they are…
OMG, he wore what?! Johnny Weir with Justin Bieber
Yesterday in New York City, Justin Bieber unveiled his new fragrance for women, Someday. Ignoring the fact that teen-twink Justin Bieber has a women’s fragrance,…
OMG, no! World’s oldest woman dies just shy of 115 years
The world’s oldest woman died yesterday. Maria Gomes Valentim came down with pneumonia just a few days before her 115th birthday, having been born in…
OMG, no she didn’t (yes she did): Bristol Palin’s virginity
Raise your hand if you’re surprised to hear that Bristol Palin lost her virginity while drunk on wine coolers during a camping trip. Anyone? Alrighty…