OMG, It’s Funky: Country Hip-Hop
You’ll recognize me this weekend when my float comes cruising down Fifth Avenue in the Pride Parade because I’ll be doing the Cowboy Running Man!…
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OMG, Call a Thpade a Thpade: Comically gay person rails against homosexuality
Hint to all evangelical Christian homophobes. If you want people to take you seriously in your anti-gay rants, you might want to lose the frosted…
OMG, Don’t Fall In: Girl hides in her own boobs
HEY, I think this girl was in the 9th grade school production of ANNIE with me! (The paper fan and lacy gothick frock w/ exposed…
OMG, She’ll Destroy Her: Jill Zarin vows to take out Kate Gosselin
While last night’s Real Housewives of NYC reunion was just the doozy we all expected– I love that Mrs. The Countess couldn’t control her uncountesslike…
OMG, how straight: Bridal Diapers
Just when I thought I couldn’t be more disgusted by straight people’s disgusting displays of wedding vulgarity, I find out that bridal diapers are the…
OMG, WTF?: Snoop Dogg’s Oh Sookie
Snoop Dogg – “Oh Sookie” Wouldn’t it be great if Mr. Snoop Doggy Dogg recorded a song about Sookie Stackhouse, True Blood’s winsome telepathic vampire-lover?…
OMG, Str8-as-nails American McD’s rejects French McDoh’s Sodomy Burgers
Red-blooded, Coca Cola-drinking, slut-bangin’ American Ronald McDonald has finally spoken out against his swishy, Fanta-swilling Euro cousin, Pierre McDonald, and the message couldn’t be clearer:…