OMG, Predict Your Poop: Stool Scanner Lite
Curious to know what your next poo will look like? Well who isn’t curious about the quality of their future bowel movements?! Now there’s a…
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OMG, How Depressing: World’s Worst Wedding DJ
First he tells everybody to do the conga. Then he slaps a lady’s boobs. And doesn’t even seem very enthusiastic about it! Cheer up Wedding…
OMG, F*ck TMZ
Well, I’d give Antonin Scalia a rimjob before I laid a finger on scummy TMZ owner Harvey Levin, so whatever. [via Queerty]
OMG, They Grow Up So Fast: Adorable moppets dance to My Boyfriend’s Back
They had an even better routine worked out using NIN’s Closer but their mom made them change it!
OMG, He Should Look Both Ways Before Crossing: Lord Jesus Christ
My worst nightmare is accidentally hitting someone with a car. You never know, it could happen! But even worse than hitting any old person would…
OMG, How Versatile: God
Oh, look! It’s like God’s little Manhunt profile! It’s good to know that he’s so enthusiastically versatile (or as we call it around these parts,…
OMG, he won’t go away: Reichen Lehmkuhl
Surprise, surprise! Amercia’s Gayest Famewhore Reichen Lemkuhl– whom Frank once described to me as looking like “a big red sex baby”– is returning to television!…