OMG, How Embarrassing: Man gets arrested trying to barter Snack Kakes for Sexxx
A man was arrested in Asbury Park, NJ last week for offering an undercover cop $10 bucks and a box of TastyKake brand snack cakes…
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OMG, Time For Change: Justin Bieber no longer a boy, not yet a woman
Oh no! While many (me!) had assumed that singing sensation/Twitter criminal Justin Bieber was just a modern-day eunuch who would remain young and fair of…
OMG, It’s scary because it’s religious: Lil Marcy the Singing Puppet
L’il Marcy is a puppet who teaches us about Jesus. Ironically, even the stupidest idiot can see that she is also SATAN’S LIVING TOY! Run…
OMG, How Elegant: Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps releases her first single
Kah-dooz to Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps! Never one to be outdone for crass self-promotion/humiliation, Mrs. the Countess has become the latest “Real Housewife”…
OMG, She’s kickin’ it for Christ: MC Tamara Lowe
If I’ve learned anything from watching Jesus Christ Superstar a million times, it’s that the only thing Jesus Christ loves more than getting his feet…
OMG, Twi Harder next time: It’s the full-length trailer for Twilight: Eclipse
I know you guys have probably been looking to extinguish precious brain cells! If the Taylor Lautner penis bulge pics from this morning didn’t do…
OMG, how judgey: ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’
The wig-wearing, bronzer-slathered gas-guzzling gutter skanks classy paragons of New Jersey virtue known as The Real Housewives of New Jersey have seen this Jersey Shore…