OMG, he pee-pee in your coke: Jay Leno
Proving that Jay Leno has always been a hack, the folks at Everything Is Terrible have dug up his early cinematic masterpiece, COLLISION COURSE and…
Proving that Jay Leno has always been a hack, the folks at Everything Is Terrible have dug up his early cinematic masterpiece, COLLISION COURSE and…
“Vajazzling” is basically what it sounds like: sticking a bunch of beads and crap all over you cooter-area. Yes, this may be the latest development…
Wanna see what I got for Valentine’s Day? I’m wearing it now! (My new boyfriend the Unabomber sent it to me from jail– how thoughtful,…
Are you a grown-ass homo with no sense of shame and a smooth, textureless lump where your D and B’s should be? Do you have…
Dep thot of the day: New Hampshire state rep. Nancy Elliot (the Carrie Bradshaw of provincial Republican bitches!) muses on the topic of same-sex marriage….
She sings, plays the guitar, she writes her own songs… what CAN’T Taylor Swift do?! (Besides sing a duet with Stevie F*ckin Nicks for Goddess’s…
Just because your home has been completely destroyed doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be focusing on “opening up your hips!” Also desperately needed: Toffuti Cuties, aromatherapy…