OMG, What If: The Britney Spears Telephone Demo
Imagine yourself in a bizarre and disturbing parallel universe where Lady Gaga never existed and Britney Spears was aimlessly wandering the streets in raggedy Daisy…
!! Fail !!
OMG, Marriage smells sweeter with “The Marriage Blanket”
Is farting ruining your marriage!? Never fear! The “marriage blanket” will take the stink out of the conjugal bed! That’s right, brides: there’s a blanket…
OMG, How Embarrassing: Man gets arrested trying to barter Snack Kakes for Sexxx
A man was arrested in Asbury Park, NJ last week for offering an undercover cop $10 bucks and a box of TastyKake brand snack cakes…
OMG, Time For Change: Justin Bieber no longer a boy, not yet a woman
Oh no! While many (me!) had assumed that singing sensation/Twitter criminal Justin Bieber was just a modern-day eunuch who would remain young and fair of…
OMG, It’s scary because it’s religious: Lil Marcy the Singing Puppet
L’il Marcy is a puppet who teaches us about Jesus. Ironically, even the stupidest idiot can see that she is also SATAN’S LIVING TOY! Run…
OMG, How Elegant: Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps releases her first single
Kah-dooz to Mrs. The Countess Luann De Lesseps! Never one to be outdone for crass self-promotion/humiliation, Mrs. the Countess has become the latest “Real Housewife”…
OMG, She’s kickin’ it for Christ: MC Tamara Lowe
If I’ve learned anything from watching Jesus Christ Superstar a million times, it’s that the only thing Jesus Christ loves more than getting his feet…