!! OMG, Festival Season is upon us: Here’s a simple step-by-step on how to make yourself a newborn-baby booze flask! !!

Hand santizer bottles taste like garbage. So does sunscreen! I find I’m CONSTANTLY looking for new, sneaky ways to smuggle in my vodka sodas to the trash spring and summer festivals that the nicer weather brings us.

Which is why I was as pleased as a plum to find this great idea: THE NEWBORN BABY FLASK! Not only will people not think you’re a poor alcoholic, but they’ll think you’re a caring parent! PUNK’D!! Check out a how-to step-by-step on how to make your own after the jump! You can thank us later.

CLICK TO ENLARGE!

[via sadanduseless]

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1 Comment on "OMG, Festival Season is upon us: Here’s a simple step-by-step on how to make yourself a newborn-baby booze flask!"

  1. Just how f’d up do you need to be to walk around in public sucking on what is obviously a fake baby’s head just to get a buzz? It’s more likely you’d get stopped for toting around the fake baby than the booze.

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