OMG, an actual monkey business: ‘Kayabuki”s ape-waiters
OK now this is just cruel, not to Yat-chan and Fuku-chan the waiter-monkeys but to the humans who did the job before them. Not only…
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, Mama Llama Drama: When Animals Attack
If i was a llama I’d totally get FIERCE UP IN HIERCE and lama-thwack those two-legged dumb-bums who kept taking photos of me and laughing…
OMG, Monsters INCorporated: ‘Arrrgh! Monstres de mode’
I’m très jaloux of my mister-sister Produzentin [“she’s that girl you like”] who made it to Gaîté Lyrique’s ‘Monsters in Fashion’ exhibition in Gay Paris…
OMG, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!: cat’s can be jerks
I gagged on the kitten on the tortoise, like it doesn’t already look like walking from here to there is the slowest most tiresome thing…
OMG, an eye for a tooth!: eye-mouth
OK, this is freaking me OUT! I can’t tell whether it’s the teeth in the eye or the lashes on the lips that creep me…
OMG, it’s a CAT-ass-trophy: Bring in the Cats
Can you NOT HUG EVERY CAT ? Do you have a penchant for Drum’n’Bass and Southern Bounce music ? Are you NOT epileptic or colour-strobe…
OMG, dandruff muff: Christeene’s ‘Big Shot’
Our girl Christeene is all grown up, but she just hasn’t gotten round to redecorating her room yet, so it’s still all Carebears and pastel…