OMG, What a disaster: BP spills some coffee
… and you don’t even want to know what happened when they spilled a bottle of Astroglide!
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, How Tragic: Sexy Firefighter Perishes in Sexy Accident
Incredibly Sexy Firefighter Tragically Dies In Steamy Blaze It’s always the worst when the attractive and shirtless die! [Thanks to Kevin for the tip!]
OMG, Bird loves boobs
It’s Memorial Day Weekend, you guys! That means I’m going to post things like a parrot jumping down a lady’s cleavage. Enjoy!
OMG, Revenge is Tweet: M.I.A. tweets reporter’s phone number
Rapper with(out?) a cause M.I.A. is tweeting mad! After the New York Times Magazine’s Lynn Hirschberg called the musician out as a poseur and a…
OMG, give this gal an Oscar: Heidi Montag’s ‘Transformers 3’ audition tape
Well this is interesting! Heidi Montag, The Hills star and plastic surgery-addict whose life is slowly becoming a David Lynch movie (or maybe David Cronenberg,…
OMG, That’s Arizona: Mischievous cat takes up green card theft
Kute or kriminal?! Well, both! A thieving cat from Racistzona has taken its larceny to the next level. Previously satisfied with sneaking out in the…
OMG, He Should Look Both Ways Before Crossing: Lord Jesus Christ
My worst nightmare is accidentally hitting someone with a car. You never know, it could happen! But even worse than hitting any old person would…