OMG, If You See Something Say Something: Suspicious toy horse causes commotion in Orlando
If there’s one thing that says I AM A WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION, it’s a stuffed plushie horse sitting on the playground of an elementary school…
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, How Abundant: Sister Wives
What the heck! Stretch out in those sacred undies and call your harem down to the teevee room, because Sister Wives is coming! These Real…
OMG, How Outrageous: ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ reunion preview
Okay, I don’t even really like The Real Housewives of New Jersey and I’m excited for their “reunion” episode after watching this teaser. Welfare Queen…
OMG, How Hellish: World’s worst traffic jam hits china
And I thought my trip to the beach in a packed minivan with my parents, sisters, uncle and cousin was bad. At least we weren’t…
OMG, How elaborate: Men’s pubic hair reaches topiary heights
The men’s pubic hair crisis is getting worse by the day! Now the intrepid reporters at Salon bring us the news that, in addition to…
OMG Boycott: Target Supports Right-Wing Lunatic
In addition to having a truly terrible haircut, Minnesota Gubernatorial candidate Tom Emmer is also a teabagging lunatic: he opposes same-sex marriage, authored a bill…
OMG, you wish he were your brother: Antoine Dodson
Antoine Dodson is taking none of it from the guy who climbed in his sister’s window and got in bed with her. In fact, that…