OMG, Bird loves boobs
It’s Memorial Day Weekend, you guys! That means I’m going to post things like a parrot jumping down a lady’s cleavage. Enjoy!
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OMG, Revenge is Tweet: M.I.A. tweets reporter’s phone number
Rapper with(out?) a cause M.I.A. is tweeting mad! After the New York Times Magazine’s Lynn Hirschberg called the musician out as a poseur and a…
OMG, Give This Gal an Oscar: Heidi Montag’s Transformers 3 audition tape
Well this is interesting! Heidi Montag, The Hills star and plastic surgery-addict whose life is slowly becoming a David Lynch movie (or maybe David Cronenberg,…
OMG, That’s Arizona: Mischievous cat takes up green card theft
Kute or kriminal?! Well, both! A thieving cat from Racistzona has taken its larceny to the next level. Previously satisfied with sneaking out in the…
OMG, He Should Look Both Ways Before Crossing: Lord Jesus Christ
My worst nightmare is accidentally hitting someone with a car. You never know, it could happen! But even worse than hitting any old person would…
OMG, Get Carried Away (In a bus with gay Stanford)
Are you ready for the coming onslaught of Scary Sadshaws on May 26, the OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE OF THE NEW SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE!!!?!?…
OMG, How Sketchy: Bunnies!
Giant anthropomorphic bunnies! Who came up with this terrible idea? At least Santa brings presents– the Easter Bunny just brings eggs. And those eyes! Those…