OMG, He Should Look Both Ways Before Crossing: Lord Jesus Christ
My worst nightmare is accidentally hitting someone with a car. You never know, it could happen! But even worse than hitting any old person would…
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, Get Carried Away (In a bus with gay Stanford)
Are you ready for the coming onslaught of Scary Sadshaws on May 26, the OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE OF THE NEW SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE!!!?!?…
OMG, How Sketchy: Bunnies!
Giant anthropomorphic bunnies! Who came up with this terrible idea? At least Santa brings presents– the Easter Bunny just brings eggs. And those eyes! Those…
OMG, Swim For Your Life: Giant Jellyfish Caught on Tape
It may not look that impressive until you realize that this thing’s 20 feet long… [Via The Awl]
OMG, How Embarrassing: Man gets arrested trying to barter Snack Kakes for Sexxx
A man was arrested in Asbury Park, NJ last week for offering an undercover cop $10 bucks and a box of TastyKake brand snack cakes…
OMG, It’s scary because it’s religious: Lil Marcy the Singing Puppet
L’il Marcy is a puppet who teaches us about Jesus. Ironically, even the stupidest idiot can see that she is also SATAN’S LIVING TOY! Run…
OMG, how dangerous: Pam Grier’s Terrifying Tale of Coke-cooch
I’m sure you’ve heard the famous story about how Stevie Nicks made her assistant blow coke up her butt because her nose was too f*cked…