OMG, How Educational: The Sex Squad
I guess this is how kids learn about safe sex these days: from a scary villain who shoots evil sperm from his misshapen penis-hands./ If…
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, She’s Money: Lady Gaga
It’s only yesterday that we reported the disturbing speculation might that disco heroine and gay marriage crusader Lady Gaga might be an evil agent of…
OMG, Karaoke Can Be Deadly
The New York Times brings us a very important report today about the scourge of Karaoke-related murders that are sweeping the Phillipines. Whatever you do,…
OMG, She’s Part of a Global Conspiracy: Lady Gaga
For those of you who thought “Rah, rah, oh la la” was just nonsense babble, think again. It turns out Lady Gaga is an agent…
OMG, how pervy: Unicorn samurai
Watch out: This muscle-queen unicorn will cut you if you aren’t careful. (Thanks to Nicole for the tip!)
OMG, She’s All Wet: Madonna
MY PRECCCCCCIOUS! [Via WOW Report]
OMG, David Beckham Victimized in Italy
Those wacky Italians– always running around acting like they’re starring in their own private Fellini movies! The Telegraph brings us the disturbing news that Soccer…