OMG, How Unsportsladylike: The New Mexico Lobos
Poor Mormons! First their businesses are boycotted by nasty gays, and now their soccer-playing daughters are getting attacked on the field by violent Gentile witches!…
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, How Cold-hearted: Dear Abby
The story of Dear Abby has always been a sick and twisted one– full of drama, corruption and family betrayal. Now things are getting crazier:…
OMG, How Unnatural: Chimp-Frog Fellatio
After watching Her Royal O-ness interview the chimp-attack lady yesterday I was already getting mightily suspicious of chimpanzees. Now I see from this video that…
OMG, How Out-of-control : Straight Weddings!
Say what you will about gay weddings– god knows they can be tacky and embarrassing— but so far I have not been to a gay…
OMG, How Amazing: Boy Trapped on Ice Floe With Polar Bears!
This is some kraziness! I know some people are going to be mad this kid killed the mom polar bear, but those things do not…
OMG, Nancy Pelosi will break your balls
Just ask this poor reporter. (via Towleroad)
OMG, How Daring: Monkey and Goat Walk a Tightrope!
A goat walks a tightrope while a monkey sits on its back! (It would be better if the monkey did tricks too, though.)