OMG, How Bulgy: Plaid polyester pants
The copy from this vintage JC Penney catalog from the 70s promises the most “Exciting colors and eye-catching patterns.” Hm, those patterns are indeed pretty…
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OMG, How Experienced: Mary the Maid
There’s a lot of stuff going on today! Perez Hilton has promised to be nice! The Chilean miners are being released and getting free sunglasses….
OMG, For The Gal Who Has Everything: Pearl necklace that’s actually a necklace (but not actually pearl)
“Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker…
OMG his peen (maybe): Brett Favre
Hey, wanna see Brett Favre’s penis? I know, I know, “who’s Brett Favre!” Um, only like the most famous football player ever. Or something. Actually…
OMG, how he wakes up: Cristiano Ronaldo
If only this were what I woke up to every morning. (Just kidding, Johnny! Thanks for the tip!)
OMG, An Enthusiastic Onanist: James Franco
Somehow I’m not surprised that James Franco masturbates 4-5 times a day. Just look at that smile of his! Those are the dimples of a…
OMG, He’s Packing: Joe Jonas
Jonas brother Joe Jonas may not be the prettiest Jonas, but if this video is any indication, he could easily be the most well-hung! Watch…