!! OMG, An Enthusiastic Onanist: James Franco !!

Somehow I’m not surprised that James Franco masturbates 4-5 times a day. Just look at that smile of his! Those are the dimples of a man who just rubbed one out. And honestly, as a blogger who spends all day alone in front of a computer, I can kinda relate. The dreamy Mr. Franco tells The Hollywood Reporter:

I spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when I travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day. [breaks out laughing] So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock.

[The Hollywood Reporter via Gawker]

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3 Comments on "OMG, An Enthusiastic Onanist: James Franco"

  1. Not surprised. At all.
    I wouldn’t turn down visual confirmation, though.

  2. Ha! Love this. There’s a whole thread of discussion at this one grad school forum where people are arguing about how/why he got into the English PhD program at Yale and whether he takes it seriously. They will love this.

  3. Wishing he’d let me help him.

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