Paul Eugene, a flamboyant, femme aerobics instructor, has combined his love for God with his love for exercise. I think he has to keep moving and hooting constantly so that he doesn’t have time to let his mind wander.
This is just one of many gems found on the Bible Belt’s answer to YouTube – GODTUBE.
Anyway, can somebody pass me the pork rinds and my Book of Shadows?
(Thanks to Digger for the tip!)